Subteam A, where the only thing we take seriously is ourselves.

Johnny Throwaway, our fearless leader, is a man of mystery and unorthodox decision-making. He's been known to eat a whole pizza by himself in one sitting, and has been accused of starting a small forest fire in his backyard.

Join us on our mission to make questionable life choices and eat Cheetos for every meal.

Team Pledges: because who needs a functional social life? Subteam B: where we pretend to listen to each other

Team Pledges: because who needs a functional social life?

We, the most reckless of subteams, have pledged to:

Never wear matching socks on Tuesdays
Eat a whole pizza alone on Fridays
Only use our nonverbal communication skills to get a point across

Join us, and together we will make a mockery of the concept of social norms!