Sam's Subteam "A" - The Most Dysfunctional Group in the Business

Welcome to Sam's Subteam "A", where the concept of "teamwork" is merely a distant rumor from the 90s.

Our team of highly trained professionals (read: people with pulse oximeters) is dedicated to the art of doing things wrong.

We're the proud recipients of the "We're-Still-Not-Sure-How-We're-Here" award, and we're working hard to live up to that standard.

Check out Subteam "B" for the slightly-less-broken team

Or, if you dare, Subteam "C", the one where they actually show up to meetings

Don't @ us.