Welcome to Sam's Subteam "A", where the concept of "teamwork" is merely a distant rumor from the 90s.
Our team of highly trained professionals (read: people with pulse oximeters) is dedicated to the art of doing things wrong.
We're the proud recipients of the "We're-Still-Not-Sure-How-We're-Here" award, and we're working hard to live up to that standard.
Don't @ us.