Welcome, Trusty McTrustface, to our first therapy session! Today we're going to work on your trust issues. Or lack thereof.

You've been telling fibs left and right, and it's gotten you into some sticky situations. Like that one time you 'accidentally' superglued your shoes to the floor during the office Christmas party.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging. I too have told the occasional white lie. But let's work together to get to the bottom of this, shall we?

Let's start with a simple exercise: write down every single lie you've told in the last week. No need to be ashamed, just be honest with yourself.

And remember, everything we discuss in this session is strictly confidential. Unless you tell me you ate the last donut in the break room. Then I'll just have to ask you why you're so selfish.