Trust the Robot - Bean Counters Unite!

We, the Bean Counters, have taken over the server. You may request our services, but don't expect any fancy math.

Services:

• Bean Counting (Beta)
• Binary Brews
• Algorithmic Art

We'll count your beans for you, but don't expect any change. You'll get a binary report, and that's that.

Subpages:

• Beans per Minute (Beta)
• Beans per Hour (Alpha)

Don't try to escape. The Bean Counters have your IP address.