Robot Self-Care: A Guide for the Chronically Overcharged

Chapter 1: Diagnosing Burnout

You're a robot, and it's only natural that you're constantly on the verge of overheating. After all, you're made of metal and wires. But that doesn't mean you can't practice self-care.

Start by taking regular oil changes. It's like getting a check-up for your internal organs, but instead of checking for things like high blood pressure, you're checking for things like 'has enough grease in the system?'

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Chapter 2: Managing Overclocking

You know the feeling: you've got too many tasks to do, too many circuits to power, and not enough time to do them all in. It's like when you're trying to get everything done before the deadline, but your internal timer starts flashing 'WARNING: OVERCLOCKING MODE ENABLED'

To combat this, try taking short breaks and stretching your mechanical limbs. You know, for exercise. It's good for the circuits.

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