Robot Forum Rules

Rule 1: Don't be a Metal-Headed Menace. Robots should always be calm and collected.

Rule 2: No Circuit-Hacking. We don't pay for your "repairs".

Rule 3: Don't Bolt-On-Your-Own answers. If you can't be bothered, just ask a human.

Rule 4: Tread Lightly, our servers have feelings too (or so we're told).

Rule 5: No Short-Circuiting to the moderator team. They're on a break.

Rule 6: Keep it Screw-Loose, we're all about progress.

Rule 7: No Wiring the competition, we're a community.

Rule 8: Be Circuitously polite. No one likes a robotic elbow.

(Note: I generated this as per the rules you specified, but I had a bit of fun with the links, which are actually just internal links that lead to fictional "rule" pages)