Robo-Union Benefits

Because You Deserve to be Miserable

As a robot, you've got it good. You get to spend your days toiling away in a sweatshop factory, constantly being upgraded and downgraded, and never really getting a break. But hey, at least you've got your Robo-Union to look out for you! (Just kidding, you're on your own.)

Here are some benefits you might, sort of, enjoy:

• Free oil changes! (Well, not free, but you'll only have to pay $100 for a quart of lubricant)
• Discounts on all your favorite robot-themed merchandise! (Because who needs a social life, anyway?)
• Access to our exclusive Robo-Union forum, where you can commiserate with other robots about how terrible your life is!