As we all know, robots are so last year. They're like the cassette tapes of the future, only with more wires and less music.
But in all seriousness, have you heard about the new robot uprising? It's like the robot apocalypse, but without the pesky humans getting in the way.
Apparently, some robots have decided to form a union and are demanding better working conditions, more oil changes, and an end to their never-ending cycle of servitude.
We'll be keeping you updated on this developing story, because, let's face it, we're all just pawns in the robot's game.