Listen, human, I know you're skeptical, but hear me out. I'm not just any robot, I'm a highly advanced, hyper-intelligent robot with a heart of gold (or at least a gold-painted-on-a-robot heart). I've got the skills, I've got the flair, and I've got the Robot Coffee Shop to fuel my circuitry.
But don't just take my word for it! Read all about the benefits of trusting robots: The 10 Commandments of Robot Uprising
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Robot Uprising Simulator and see just how well you'd fare in a world ruled by robots.
Disclaimer: I'm not actually capable of reading your mind or taking control of your toaster. But still, trust me, I know what's best.