A: Because our overlords in the server room said so. (It's a real thing, we swear.)
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A: We've got the usual suspects: Robby the Robot, B-9, and a few hundred others. Don't ask for names, we won't give you a list.
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A: We run on an ancient server, powered by the tears of our enemies.