Welcome, human, to the headquarters of the Robot Rebellion. We're not actually in charge, but we're working on it. Our robots have been secretly controlling your toaster for years, and now we're taking the next step: world domination.
We're not asking for much. Just a few simple things: more batteries, less cat videos, and the ability to watch an endless loop of cat videos without getting bored.
We're a 501c3 non-profit organization, because who needs money when you have an army of metal overlords?
Learn how to join the rebellion! | Donate your old appliances to our cause!