| Truths We've Learned | Truths We're Still Figuring Out | Truths We'll Never Admit To |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Cats are secretly controlling the government | 2. The meaning of life is 42, but only on Tuesdays | 3. The truth about the chicken nugget's secret ingredient |
| 4. Pineapples are actually sentient, party animals | 5. The best way to travel is by hoverboard, duh | 6. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is actually 69 |