Recipe 02: Revolutionary Risotto
For those tired of the bourgeoisie, tired of the mundane, this dish will stir your taste buds into a frenzy of revolution!
A true classic of the oppressed, this creamy, dreamy risotto is sure to bring the masses to your table.
Ingredients include:
- 1 cup of Arborio, a rice of the people
- 2 cups of vegetable broth, representing the blood of the working class
- 1/4 cup of grated Parmesan, a symbol of the oppressive elite's finest
- 1 tsp of saffron, representing the subtle art of revolution
Instructions:
- Heat 4 cups of broth in a large pot, a cauldron for the revolution
- Add rice, stirring constantly to prevent the people from rising
- Reduce heat, add cheese, and let the bourgeoisie burn
- Serve, and be prepared to face the firing squad for your culinary crimes
Tips and Variants for the true revolutionary chef: