The People's Panzer Puffs: A Recipe For the Ages

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Panzer Puff Pastry
• 2 cups Fierce Freedom Filling (a.k.a. Spicy Sausage)
• 1/4 cup Revolutionary Red Sauce (a.k.a. Ketchup)
• 1/4 cup Liberating Lettuce
• 1/4 cup Freeing Fennel
• 1/4 cup Uprising Uradelphia (a.k.a. Pickles)

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
2. Roll out Panzer Puff Pastry to desired thickness.
3. Mix Fierce Freedom Filling with Revolutionary Red Sauce and Freeing Fennel.
4. Place mixture onto Pastry and top with Liberating Lettuce and Uprising Uradelphia.
5. Bake until Pastry is golden brown.
6. Enjoy your People's Panzer Puffs while pondering the intricacies of the revolution!