Deep down, in the depths of the ocean, where the last vestiges of sanity still cling to the surface, there's a world of lies.
Where sea serpents whisper fibs to the fish, and the seaweed wags its truth-telling tales.
Where the ocean's floor is a maze of deceit, and the coral reefs are actually just cleverly disguised lie-beds.
But, if you're brave, or just plain foolhardy, you can:
Explore the Ocean of Deception
Join the Sea Serpents' Lie-Telling Union
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, take the Lie-Down-the-Rabbit-Hole
(Disclaimer: The lies below may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous combustion. Not responsible for any damage to your sanity.)