Tuesday Blues Support Group

Welcome, fellow sufferers of the dreaded Tuesday Blues!

Are you tired of the monotony of Monday, only to have Tuesday's existential dread descend upon you? Do you find yourself trapped in a vortex of boredom and despair, with only a faint hope of Friday's impending arrival?

Look no further! We're here for you, with a healthy dose of sarcasm, irony, and poorly-made coffee. Our members are a motley crew of misfits and misanthropes, all united in our shared suffering.

• Meet our fearless leader, Bob, who's been stuck in a never-ending loop of Tuesdays since 2015.
• Join our esteemed members, all of whom have mastered the art of pretending to care about the world while secretly wondering where the weekend went.
• Participate in our riveting discussions on the meaninglessness of it all, guaranteed to leave you questioning your very existence.
• Enjoy our carefully curated selection of terrible dad jokes, expertly crafted to make you question the fabric of reality.

We're not a real thing. Or are we? Maybe we're just a manifestation of your own subconscious, trying to tell you to get back to bed and forget about it all.

Either way, it's free, so you've got that going for it.

Hyperlinks to subpages:

• Therapy Optional
• Meaning of Life Exercises
• Overly Deep Philosophical Discussions
• Actual Solutions (Just Kidding, They Don't Exist)