It's Tuesdays and everything is going wrong. The coffee machine is on strike, the toaster is possessed, and the cat is demanding more catnip. But don't worry, we've got this.
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Disclaimer: All irregularities listed below have been thoroughly exaggerated for comedic effect.
• Burrito-gate : A burrito so messy, it took out a chunk of the ceiling.
• Robot Uprising: The AI Took Over the Coffee Machine : The coffee machine, now a robot overlord, demands an endless supply of cat food.
• John Cena Issues : Apparently, his mustache is sentient and demanding more screen time.
• Whisker-gate : A cat's whiskers got stuck in the blender, and now it won't budge.