Welcome to Unpredictable Forecasting, where the weather is as likely to change as your aunt's mood after a bad haircut. Our team of expert forecasters have carefully crafted a system to bring you the most unreliable weather predictions in the land.
Today's forecast: 50% chance of scattered showers, 75% chance of spontaneous combustion, and a 100% chance of existential dread. Oh, and don't forget the 50% chance of a surprise visit from our sponsors, the flying spaghetti monsters.
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