Dear Enthusiasts, we know you're eager to do better, to be better, to be more. But let's be real, you're probably still going to end up like us: lost in a sea of mediocre decisions.
That's why we're here to offer some expert advice. Because who doesn't love unsolicited advice, am I right? Why we should be paid for our troubles.
1. Don't bother with self-care. We've got a great deal on a new line of "I'm prophets" t-shirts that'll make you look fabulous while ignoring your well-being.
2. Invest in more novelty socks. Trust us, they'll be a real conversation starter.
3. Stop eating ramen noodles. Not because you're allergic, but because it's just so 2015.
Love, The Experts