Tuesday-exceptions/exceptional-explanations/for-the-confused

Welcome to the most bewildering corner of the timestream, where Tuesdays defy all conventions and logic.

Why is Tuesday so unpredictable?

It's simple: Tuesday is a day of calculated randomness. The universe has decreed that every Tuesday shall be a day of 'unforeseeable-ness', a day when the laws of physics, mathematics, and sanity are but a distant memory.

Don't believe us? Just ask the poor soul who tried to schedule a meeting on a Tuesday.

Read the tragic story here.

Tuesday's 7 Deadly Exceptions

• The Exception of Sudden Onset Coffee Jitters: Where the morning cup of joe turns into a caffeine-fueled nightmare.
• The Exception of Spontaneous Human Combustion: Because Tuesdays are just that unpredictable.
• The Exception of Inexplicable Paperclip Malfunctions: When your stapler just won't co-operate.
• The Exception of Unannounced Meetings: Because who needs actual notice, anyway?
• The Exception of Unreliable Socks: Because Tuesdays are just that kind of day.
• The Exception of Sudden Onset Karaoke: Because Tuesday nights are for singing your heart out (literally).
• The Exception of Inexplicable Socks-in-the-Wash- Cycle: Because Tuesdays just won't let you catch a break.

And that's just a few of Tuesday's exceptional explanations. Want more? Click here.