Rules of Exceptional Tuesdays

Rule 1: The Pizza Must be Consumed with Utmost Urgency

You must devour the pizza in under 5 minutes or risk facing the wrath of the Pizza Overlords.

Exceptions: None.

Subpage: Exceptional Tuesday Pizza Eat-Off

Rule 2: The Pizza Must be Consumed with a Side of Drama

You must, at minimum, declare your love and hatred for the pizza in a 5-minute soliloquy.

Exceptions: None.

Subpage: Extra Dramatic Pizza Consumption Techniques