Tuesday's Top 3 Prophetic Predictions

Welcome to the Regular Tuesday Prophetics, where our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets have foreseen the top three events that will occur this Tuesday.

Event 1: Breakfast Cereal Will Be Overly Cheerful

Our top prophet has seen the swirling vortex of milk and sugar that is the breakfast cereal aisle, and has decreed that today will be a day of vibrant colors and sugary delights.

Event 2: Tuesday Tantrum Levels Will Reach Critical

Our team of experts has detected an unusually high level of grumpiness emanating from the local office, and predicts a full-blown Tuesday tantrum by 3 PM sharp.

Event 3: Red Tape Will Be at An All-Time High

We're seeing an unprecedented amount of paperwork and bureaucratic nonsense in our crystal ball, indicating a day of frustrating form-filling and pointless meetings.