Fortune Telling Tuesdays: Because who needs actual skill?
Today, we're going to gaze into a crystal ball, toss some tarot cards, and make some completely-not-at-all-accurate predictions for you.
But don't worry, our fortunes are always 100% not made-up and 0% reliable. prophets' disclaimer: results not actually guaranteed, but hey, it's free, right?
So, what do you want to know? Do you want to know if you'll ever be rich and famous? Or will you be stuck in a never-ending cycle of adulting? Or maybe, just maybe, you'll discover the secret to eternal youth and a good Wi-Fi signal?