On Tuesdays, the rules of physics no longer apply. Gravity is optional. The sky turns a lovely shade of plaid and it's perfectly normal for the sun to rise at noon and set at 3 PM. Don't worry, we're not just making it up. We're Future-Proofed, baby! Learn more about Exceptional Sports

Today: 50% chance of sporadic tornadoes, 20% chance of randomly appearing unicorns, 10% chance of spontaneous combustion. Tomorrow: same as today, but with more rainbows. Check the 5-day forecast