Regular Exceptional Prophets Store - Tuesdays are for the Exceptional

Welcome to the Regular Exceptional Prophets Store, where every Tuesday is a day for the bold, the daring, and the utterly bewildering.

Our shelves are stocked with an assortment of prophetic wares, each one guaranteed to make your Tuesday mornings more exceptional.

Exceptional Prophetic Coffee: A bold, rich roast to get your day off to a prophetic start.

Prophetic Fortune Cookies: Because who needs actual fortune when you can have fictional, cookie-based prophecies?