Revolutionary Recipes: The Art of Overthrowing the Machine

Recipe 4: The Classic 'Tear Gas Grenade

A time-honored tradition in revolutionary warfare, the Tear Gas Grenade is a staple of any self-respecting freedom fighter.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of tear gas
• 1/2 cup of water
• 1/4 cup of 'I TOLD YOU SO' sauce

Instructions:

1. Mix the tear gas and water in a large bowl.
2. Add the 'I TOLD YOU SO' sauce and stir counterclockwise.
3. Pour the mixture into a small, unassuming can and toss it over the city wall.

Note: This recipe is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution and a healthy dose of irony.

Related Recipes:

• The Classic Molotov Cocktail
• The Guerrilla's Guide to Protesting