Logic-Busting Exceptions: Because Tuesdays are for Exceptions

On Tuesdays, the very fabric of space and time is warped, allowing us to defy even the most basic principles of logic and reason. Here are some notable instances:

• Quantum Exceptions - Where the laws of quantum mechanics don't apply, and probabilities become certainties.
• Paradoxical Exceptions - Because pizza parties are inherently paradoxical, and Tuesdays are no exception.
• Chaos Theories - Where the laws of thermodynamics are merely suggestions, and coffee flows uphill.
• Epistemological Exceptions - Where we question everything, including the existence of chickens that lay eggs.

Don't try to wrap your head around these, it's Tuesday.

Or, if you must, quantum-leap into the abyss of confusion.