The Failed Coffee Machine is a legendary appliance known for its ability to consistently brew subpar coffee.
Its creators, a group of well-intentioned but hapless engineers, designed it with the following features:
- A built-in coffee-to-water ratio calculator that always seems to get it wrong.
- A grinder that is 99% likely to jam on Tuesdays.
- A carafe that is only 50% likely to be clean.