You are experiencing a severe case of Sudden Onset Sock Syndrome, also known as SOS for short.
Common symptoms include:
- Unexplained disappearance of matching socks.
- Increased anxiety levels upon realizing the missing sock was the better one.
- Uncontrollable urge to re-wash all clothing items to ensure all socks are accounted for.
For more information, visit our Sock Registry.
Did you know that Socks are actually a form of sentient, fluffy, tiny dictators?
Or, if you're feeling brave, take our Socks Hunting Adventure Game to track down those pesky sock culprits.