Case Study: Tuesday, 2022
On this fateful Tuesday, the fabric of space-time was temporarily unraveled, causing a localized anomaly in the fabric of reality.
Witnesses reported seeing a 37.5% chance of encountering a sentient toaster in the break room, but 0% of actually getting a decent cup of coffee.
Experts have attributed this phenomenon to a rare confluence of celestial bodies and a misplaced donut.
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