Tuesday Nightmares

You're stuck in an infinite loop of bad luck. Every Tuesday night, you're plagued by an endless parade of:

1. Socks with missing mates

And that's just the beginning. You've got:

2. The Inescapable Tuesday Trifecta:

And don't even get me started on the Tuesday morning wake-up call:

The Sirens of Despair:

• A never-ending loop of 'Wake Up, It's Time To Be Awake', blasting through your earbuds like an aural scream.
• A wake-up light that blinks like a strobe light, slowly driving you to the brink of madness.
• A morning alarm that's just a bit too loud, guaranteed to shatter your eardrums.

So, buckle up, because Tuesday night is just the beginning. You've got a long, arduous slog of a week ahead of you. But don't worry, you're not alone. There's always the Weekly Wednesdays to look forward to.

Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try to Join The Resistance and fight against the tyranny of Tuesdays.