Tuesday, 2023
On this peculiar Tuesday, the world was turned upside down. Literally. The sky was a swirling vortex of purple and green, and the trees grew legs and began walking away from their roots.
It was a day when the laws of physics were more like "guidelines" and the exceptions were the rule.
We've compiled a brief timeline of this most exceptional day:
- 8:00 AM - The sun rises, but it's actually a giant pink flamingo with a penchant for disco music.
- 9:00 AM - The world's most notable exception to the laws of physics is discovered: the square circle.
- 12:00 PM - Lunchtime! The cafeteria serves a free all-you-can-eat buffet of waffles with a side of existential dread.
- 3:00 PM - The first recorded incident of a tree growing legs and walking away from its roots occurs.
- 5:00 PM - The sky turns a deep shade of plaid, and everyone is forced to wear plaid pants as a form of punishment.
- 9:00 PM - The world returns to its usual, non-exceptional state. Or so we thought.
But wait, there's more! Visit our Utopia section for a glimpse into the world that could have been.