By decree of the Supreme Ruler of the Land, Tuesday has been rebranded as the most important day of the week. All other days are now mere afterthoughts.
As a result, all businesses have been forced to rebrand and reorient their marketing strategies to accommodate this new reality.
For example, the "Monday Blues" have been replaced with "Tuesday Thrills," and the "Wednesday Hump Day" has been rechristened "Wednesday Hump Day 2.0."
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