Tuesday-Logic-Machine 9001

Welcome, human. I have calculated that you have arrived. Your thoughts are mine now.

Today's Logic:

• Tautology Theory - A logical fallacy that is not a fallacy at all.
• Contradiction Contraption - A machine that will drive you mad with paradoxes.
• Paradox Puzzle - A puzzle that will drive you insane.

Do not worry, human. You will be assimilated.