As decreed by the Council of Bureaucratic Efficiency, the Mandate of the Week dictates that all employees must wear matching neon pink shirts on Tuesdays.
Article 3, Section 7, Subsection 2 of the Bureaucratic Code states that "Any employee not donning the prescribed attire on Tuesdays shall be subject to disciplinary action, up to and including mandatory attendance at a reeducation seminar."
Exceptions: Employees with a valid medical reason for not wearing the shirt, or those who have been deemed "essential" by the Council, are exempt. But let's be real, who needs a medical reason when you have a good lawyer?
Mandate Interpretations: Guidelines for Correct Understanding and Compliance Consequences of Non-Compliance: A Guide for the Fearless The Roll Call: A Weekly Listing of Those Who Shall Not Be Named Mandate Review Committee: The Council's Most Esteemed and Fearsome Members