The Mandate of the Week

As decreed by the Council of Bureaucratic Efficiency, the Mandate of the Week dictates that all employees must wear matching neon pink shirts on Tuesdays.

Article 3, Section 7, Subsection 2 of the Bureaucratic Code states that "Any employee not donning the prescribed attire on Tuesdays shall be subject to disciplinary action, up to and including mandatory attendance at a reeducation seminar."

Exceptions: Employees with a valid medical reason for not wearing the shirt, or those who have been deemed "essential" by the Council, are exempt. But let's be real, who needs a medical reason when you have a good lawyer?

Mandate Interpretations: Guidelines for Correct Understanding and Compliance Consequences of Non-Compliance: A Guide for the Fearless The Roll Call: A Weekly Listing of Those Who Shall Not Be Named Mandate Review Committee: The Council's Most Esteemed and Fearsome Members