TUESDAY MANDATE 123

WHEREAS

Whereas, in the interests of utterly serious individuals, it has become necessary to codify the fundamental principles of doing nothing productive on Tuesdays.

  1. We, The Council of Utterly Serious Individuals, hereby decree that Tuesdays shall be days of utter inactivity.
  2. On Tuesdays, all productivity shall be suspended, and all individuals shall engage in excessive procrastination.
  3. Procrastination shall be conducted with reckless abandon, and all work shall be delayed until the next available coffee break.
  4. The consumption of copious amounts of cat videos, memes, and reality TV shall be encouraged, but not required.
  5. We shall also declare that Tuesdays shall henceforth be known as the International Day of Utterly Serious Doing Nothing.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the undersigned Council Members have signed below:

Signatory 1 (The Most Utterly Serious) Signatory 2 (The Utterly Disgruntled) Signatory 3 (The Utterly Unserious)

Issued on a Tuesday, under the light of the full moon. Revised and re-revised on a subsequent Tuesday, because why not?

Disclaimer: The Council of Utterly Serious Individuals is not responsible for any lost productivity or existential dread resulting from the implementation of this Tuesday Mandate.