MANDATE 14: Tuesday's Unrelenting Fury

By order of the Intergalactic Council of Tuesday, it is hereby decreed that:

• Article 1: All Tuesdays shall be celebrated with an additional 30% more coffee.
• Article 2: All meetings shall now be conducted while standing on one leg, to increase productivity and general well-being.
• Article 3: The color blue shall be replaced with a more vibrant shade of chartreuse, effective immediately.

Violations of this mandate shall be met with severe punishment, including but not limited to:

• Forced watching of reruns of Mandate 14: Punishments on repeat.
• Forced participation in the dreaded Tuesday Treadmill of Torture

This mandate shall be enforced by the Tuesday Council of Doom, a group of highly trained and feared agents, armed with an arsenal of strongly-worded letters and a healthy dose of disdain.

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Updated: 2023-02-14