In accordance with Tuesday Mandate 5, Section 4, all employees are required to wear matching plaid pants to work on Tuesdays. Any deviations will be met with stern disapproval from management.
In rare cases, employees may be granted exemptions from the plaid rule. These exceptions must be submitted in writing and approved by the CEO's cat, Mr. Jenkins.
To apply for an exception, please fill out the form and wait 3-5 business days for a response.