Article 5 of the Tuesday Mandates states that on Tuesdays, all citizens are required to consume exactly 4 cups of coffee before 9:00 AM. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Penalty 1
A study published in the Journal of Overstated Laws revealed that 9 out of 10 participants reported improved focus and productivity after consuming the mandated amount of coffee.
"The people are the real winners here."
- Mandated Citizen 3456