Mandate 9: The Fjord Protocol

As of this Tuesday, it is hereby mandated that all citizens of this fine nation must use their Fjords with the utmost care and respect. This includes, but is not limited to:

1. Never, ever, EVER use your Fjord as a makeshift microphone.
2. Never, ever, EVER use your Fjord as a makeshift microphone during karaoke night.
3. Never, ever, EVER use your Fjord in close proximity to a disco ball.
4. Never, ever, EVER use your Fjord as a makeshift snorkel while scuba diving.

Failure to comply with this mandate will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, community service, and/or a strongly-worded letter from your Fjord overlords.

Mandate 9 Appendix 2: Frequently Asked Questions