MANDATE 9: Because 8 Just Wasn't Enough

A directive from the Council of Extremely Serious Decision-Makers. Signed into law by our benevolent dictator, Tuesday Mandates, on a completely-not-made-up Tuesday.

Read Mandate 10, the sequel, for more of the same, but with more words. See the appendix for more details, or less of the same.
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