Concerns

Officially Mandated Concerns

As decreed by the Council of Tuesday Mandates, the following concerns are hereby officially recognized:

• Excessive use of Fridays in the workplace.
• The alarming trend of wearing pleated pants to work.
• Unacceptable levels of coffee consumption.
• Unwillingness to participate in team-building activities.

Please report any further concerns to the Mandate Enforcement Department.

Unofficial Concerns

Because we all know that the Council of Tuesday Mandates is infallible, here are some unofficial concerns that we're too afraid to bring up:

• Too many meetings.
• The existence of microwaves in the break room.
• The prevalence of "atmospheric" scented candles.
• The mandatory attendance of "optional" company picnics.

Concerned Citizens

If you're concerned about something that's not listed here, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're sure our Concerned Citizens department will get right on it.

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