TUESDAY MANDATES

Official Announcements

Due to unforeseen circumstances, all Tuesdays will now be mandated to wear pants with stripes. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiting of snack privileges for one entire week
• Mandatory attendance to a reeducation camp for the socially unaware
• Random, unpredictable, and unannounced visits from our elite task force, "The Tuesday Enforcement Squad"

Don't say we didn't warn you.