Important Tuesday Announcements

From the Desk of Tuesday Mandates

Today, we have the following announcements:

• New Policy: All employees are now required to wear plaid on Tuesdays.
• The cafeteria will now serve only Tuesdays for lunch.
• All meetings will now start exactly 47.3 minutes before their scheduled start time.

Also, don't forget:

Tomorrow is also Tuesday. Which is to say, today's Tuesday announcements are still valid.