Socks: The Great Unrightful

It's official: socks have been wrong about us. Like, really wrong. They've been lying to us, telling us we're all about comfort and warmth, but let's be real, they're just a vehicle for social status.

Do you have a favorite sock color? No, you don't. You're just a pawn in their game of "Who can match their socks with their pants the best?"

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