It is a widely acknowledged phenomenon that socks go missing in the wash. But have you ever stopped to consider the underlying cause of this calamity? We at Tuesday Mandates have.
Our research team (comprised of three interns and a janitor) has been investigating this issue for years, and we've come to a groundbreaking conclusion: Socks are not just lost, they are intentionally hidden by a secret society of mischievous sock goblins.
These goblins, known as the Sock Goblin Society, have been secretly manipulating our sock drawers for decades, feeding on the fear and frustration of sock-less humans.
We're not kidding. It's a thing.
Learn more about the Sock Goblin Society at our in-depth exposé.