In a shocking twist, the fundamental laws of time and space are turned upside down on Mondays.
It is said that on this day, the concept of "morning" becomes "night," and the concept of "coffee" becomes a luxury item.
But that's not all, folks! The very fabric of reality is also subject to change, causing the laws of physics to bend in ways both wondrous and terrifying.
And don't even get me started on the effects it has on your social media feeds. Suddenly, every post becomes a desperate cry for help, and every "like" is just a cruel reminder of your impending doom.
So, what do you do when faced with the Paradox of the Mondays? Do you succumb to its all-powerful will, or do you find a way to defy its grasp?
For those who dare to resist, there's always the option to join the Tuesday Blues Resistance.