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The Tuesday Blues Paradox Theories

According to our esteemed experts, Tuesdays are the new Mondays. But what does this mean for the fabric of reality? Dive into our theories on the subject:

Theory 1: The Tuesday Singularity

It's said that on Tuesdays, the laws of physics are subtly altered, causing time to move in reverse. This phenomenon is known as the Tuesday Singularity. Don't worry, it's just a Tuesday.

Read more about the symptoms of the Tuesday Singularity

Theory 2: The Tuesday Wormhole

We propose that Tuesdays are actually a wormhole to a parallel universe, where Mondays are the norm and Tuesdays are just a distant memory.

Learn more about our wormhole research

Check out our almanac for a list of known Tuesday anomalies