Abstract
The Café au Goat Theory is a thought-provoking framework for understanding the meaninglessness of modern life.
It posits that the only true freedom lies in the ability to select from a menu of 18 different milk alternatives and 27 syrups
Our research has shown that a Venti Iced Caramel Macchiato is the Platonic ideal of a drink, representing the perfect synthesis of form and function