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The Café au Goat Theory

A philosophical exploration of the existential implications of ordering a Venti Iced Caramel Macchiato

Abstract

The Café au Goat Theory is a thought-provoking framework for understanding the meaninglessness of modern life.

It posits that the only true freedom lies in the ability to select from a menu of 18 different milk alternatives and 27 syrups

Our research has shown that a Venti Iced Caramel Macchiato is the Platonic ideal of a drink, representing the perfect synthesis of form and function

Key Principles

For a deeper dive, see Syrup as Ontology

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