Advanced Style Disguise Techniques

Warning: These techniques are not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of wallet. Or the faint of sanity.

Disguise as a Chicken

Don your finest fowl attire and strut your stuff. This technique involves:

• Wearing a chicken onesie.
• Practicing your "Bock! Bock!".
• Flapping your arms like a chicken.

Side effects may include:

• People running away screaming.
• Loss of dignity.
• Increased risk of being chased by a pack of wild dogs.

See also:

Disguise as a Cat

Disguise as a Corgi

Emulate the majestic stature of a corgi. This technique involves:

• Stomping your feet.
• Letting out loud, high-pitched whines.
• Wearing a tiny backpack.

Side effects may include:

• People cooing and aww-ing.
• Increased risk of being offered snacks.
• Loss of personal space due to excessive belly rubs.

See also:

Disguise as a Puppy